
Priest: I-I'll do as you command, but please, hurry! You're running out of time! Mondoshawan: Time, not important. Priest: Hurry! The wall is closing! Mondoshawan: Here is your mission: pass down our knowledge to the next priest just as it was passed down to you. Priest: BILLY, LOOK AT ME! Please, put the gun down. Billy: You're with them?! Priest: Look at me, look at me. They're monsters! Priest: I'll explain everything. Billy: Friends? Father, they killed the professor.
Diva Plavalagoola: The me.ĭialogue Billy: D-DON'T MOVE! I-I-I HAVE A GUN! Priest: Please understand. Mondoshawan: Time is not important, only life is important. Staedert: My philosophy Mr President, shoot first and ask questions later. Gemini Croquette: Perfect meal for a perfect world. Professor Pacoli: Aziz! Light! Much better. Father Vito Cornelius: Evil begets evil, Mr. Father Vito Cornelius: Where's the robot to pat you on the back? Or the engineer? Or the children, maybe? There, you see now, how all your so-called power counts for absolutely nothing now, how your entire empire can come crashing down because of one. And start licking your stamps little girls, this guy's gonna have you writing home to Momma! Right here from 5 to 7, I'll be your voice, your tongue and I'll be hot on the tail of the sexiest man of the year. A magic fountain flow of non stop wine, women and cootchie cootchie coo! (sings) All night long.
Yesterday's frog will be tomorrow's prince, of Fhloston Paradise! The hotel of a thousand and one follies, lollies, and lick 'em lollies. Freeze those knees my chickadees, cuz Ruby's in the place and he's on the case. So tell me my man, (drums) you nervous in the service? (drums). And from what I'm lookin' at, intimate is this stud-muffin's middle name. His dreams, his desires, his most intimate of intimates. Right here from 5 to 7 you'll learn everything there is to know about the Deeeee-man. Unbelievable! Quiver ladies, quiver he's gonna set the world on fire.
This boy is fueled like fire, so start melting ladies cuz the boy is hotter than hot he's hot, hot, HOT! The right size, right build, right hair, right on (RIGHT ON, RIGHT ON) Right on, right on! And he's got something to say to those fifty billion pairs of ear out there. By the way, I have a recording of her talented voice. Over there, the emperor of Kodar Japhet and his lovely daughter.'I love to sing', she recently conveyed to me. To my left, Baby Ray, star of stage and screen he's not gonna get much out of this concert 'cause he's STONE DEAF! And here we have Roy 'Bomb' Baker-king of laser ball. What's wrong with you?! What you screaming for?! Every five minutes there's a bomb or somethin'! I'm leavin'! BZZZZT!. And now we enter what must be the most beautiful concert hall of all the universe! A perfect replica of the old opera house!. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt! Korben, sweetheart, what was that? IT WAS BAD! It had nothing! No fire, no energy, no nothin'! You know I have a show to run here, you know? Hmm? Hmm? And it must pop, Pop, POP! So tomorrow from five to seven, will you please act like you have more than a two word vo-cab-uh-lary? It must be green, OK? OK?. Everything you create is used to destroy. If you want something done, do it yourself!. BRAVO! Bravo! My compliments, little lady. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, he would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun. Cold-blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Tell you what I do like though: a killer.
Honor? Huh! Honor's killed millions of people, it hasn't saved a single one. And worse, they fight for hopeless causes. and for the grand finale, the all-new 'Ice-cube System'! the always-efficient flamethrower, my favorite. arrow launcher, with exploding or poisonous gas heads, very practical. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies-but-goldies. One shot.and replay sends every following shot to the same location. And with the replay button, another Zorg invention, it's even easier. Titanium recharger 3000-round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. It's light handle's adjustable for easy carrying good for righties and lefties breaks down into four parts undetectable by X-ray ideal for quick discreet interventions. So what if the Federal Government scattered your people into the wind? What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
My dear Aknot, what about those two little planes you borrowed? Aknot, is that you? What an ugly face. Look lady, I'm all for a conversation but maybe you can just SHUT UP for a minute. If they don't chase you after a mile, they don't chase ya. Don't watch that stuff all day, sweetie. Listen lady, I only speak two languages: English and bad English.